**OFFICIAL DEAL! Savannah Bananas Star Dakota Albritton Agrees to \$150 Million Lifetime Handshake Contract**
In a stunning announcement that has sent shockwaves through the sports entertainment world, the **Savannah Bananas** confirmed today that fan-favorite star **Dakota “Stilts” Albritton** has agreed to a **lifetime handshake contract worth \$150 million**. The deal is being hailed as one of the most unconventional yet historic agreements in baseball history, staying true to the Bananas’ reputation for doing things differently.
Albritton, known for his towering presence on the field and his larger-than-life personality, has become a central figure in the Bananas’ rise to global recognition. Rather than opting for the traditional ink-and-paper contract, the Bananas organization and Albritton sealed the deal with nothing more than a handshake, symbolizing the deep trust, loyalty, and family-like bond between the player and the team.
Team owner **Jesse Cole**, always one to embrace creativity and fan-first theatrics, said: *“The Bananas aren’t just about baseball; they’re about rewriting what sports can mean to people. Dakota represents everything we stand for—fun, authenticity, and love for the fans. This handshake means more than any contract ever could.”*
For Albritton, the decision to dedicate his career to the Bananas was deeply personal. *“This team gave me a home, a family, and the chance to bring joy to people every single day. I couldn’t imagine being anywhere else. I want to retire a Banana, plain and simple,”* he said.
Fans erupted with excitement after the announcement, flooding social media with messages of support. Many are calling it *“the most Banana move ever,”* while others are praising Albritton for choosing legacy over traditional career paths.
With this unprecedented lifetime deal, the Bananas have once again proven that they’re not just changing baseball—they’re reinventing it.
